Wiggo is in disgrace again, not only has he scavenged parsnips from the leftovers dish, been caught carrying Yorkshire puddings upstairs and raided the breadbin overnight for malt loaf, but now he’s taken to stealing the butter. We wouldn’t mind so much, other than he’s a cat and cats in our experience restrict themselves to cat food, meat and fish… although we have had trouble previously with one of Wiggo’s predecessors stealing peas.